http://www.amazingdatingtips.com/romance/n16.html Online romance tips for those looking for love in all the wrong places. Follow these online romance tips and find love today. en-us Wed, 06 Jul 2005 11:15:29 EDT Wed, 06 Jul 2005 11:15:29 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Online pickup lines ... er, um, I mean online romance tips So you want some good online romance tips? Well, that won't do you any good unless you had some good pick-up lines. What's the sense in meeting women if you can't break the ice? These "online romance tips" are a funny, crafty way of getting the conversation started. If you take these tips too seriously, then you lack game and should be banned from dating ... period. These lines can be used in person, online, over the phone, in a letter ... blah, blah, blah. So here goes, your phone/in-person/letter/online romance tips (or better yet, pick-up lines): Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle! Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you. Hi, who's your friend? Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt! Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see! What's your sign? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? As cheesy as these "online romance tips" are, you can be sure of one thing, if you don't get a date out of it, at least you'll get a smile. Keep reading, more online romance tips to follow. Wed, 06 Jul 2005 11:15:29 EDT